Posted by Witch Doctor on June 25, 2000 at 07:17:56:
Since the first set kind of bombed, here are some of the racier ones (And some normals too). Hope ya'll like.
1) After a nice long evening ride, your bike won't ask for a wedding band.
2) Bikes don't talk back, whine, or snivel.
3) You don't have to tell your bike how good it looks.
4) Bikes don't ask for alimony.
5) If something comes up and you can't ride, you don't have to take a cold shower.
6) The money you save on haircuts can be used to buy more beer.
7) Choppers and customs are built, not bought at a dealership.
8) Sleep with one eye open and your arm through the front spokes.
9) If you don't race it, it isn't fast enough.
10) Job?!? What job? I've got a run this weekend.
11) Ten minutes and ten grand doesn't make you a probate, let alone a biker. Get a life.
12) As a matter of fact it is my highway.
13) Invest in the arts. Get a tattoo, build a chopper, collect beer cans from all the biker bars you find.
14) Today a beer can, tomorrow, a Honda.
15) On one of my shirts..."If you can read this, the b%$^h fell off". Thank you Lisa.
Shall I quit while I'm ahead, or is that while I still have a head? Ya'll know where to post the poison pen notes. ;-)
-WD
filling in for Intrudn and Hogryder as head rabble rouser...